Finally!

Red Carpet Massacre
November 13th.

Previews:
Skin Divers

Falling Down

Nite Runner

Thanks to Duran Duran Italy

Flashback

VHS or Beta blank video tapes on sale for $3.99.... each
VCR's on sale for $399; Cable capable!
Bambergers
The Breakfast Club.....in Theaters now!
Stamp prices rise to 22¢
Hot Hits WMAR-FM, 106.5
Miami Vice
MTV's Friday Night Video Fights
No local area codes to dial
Sun Country Wine Coolers
Wham! In China
MTV Monkees Marathon
Yugo $3999

She was a woman with good taste!

Duran Duran star Simon Le Bon has told how he was wolf-whistled by Princess Diana.

The singer, who is performing at the Concert for Diana, said the experience left him red-faced.

He told the Radio Times magazine: "She and I used to go to the same fitness club - Chelsea Harbour in London. One day I was on the running machine. I jumped off because one of my shoelaces had come undone, and she wolf-whistled at me across the room, and yelled, like a brickie, 'Nice legs! I'd recognise that bum anywhere!' I was quite taken aback, actually, and quietly got back on the machine with a red face."

Dr. Kelso: Sweetheart, there are lots of people who think the hospital would be a better place if we made some changes. Take Ted, for instance!

Ted the Lawyer: Uhh.... I feel I'd be more productive if my phone dialed out.

Ode to a fallen friend

"I'm glad that you came along, but here our journey ends. I say goodbye to you. My very dear friend."-- Buried In The Sand, Duran Duran

Thank god for Ebay.

Lutherville or Beverly Hills?

Lutherville has a new Maserati dealership. Now I can drive down York Road, point it out to people and say, "That's where I bought my first new car!" I'll just neglect to mention that it was a Saturn dealership at the time.

The crying may have been a little melodramatic...

R.I.P.

Conestoga & Cyclops

Looks like I won't be "Hershey Park happy" anymore... :-(

Scrubs:The Musical

Best episode ever!

PS: Happy birthday #9!

#8

Congratulations Cal!

A holiday message to WJFK 1300

With apologies to Dr. Seuss...

Dear Anita Marks,

The three words that best your show are as follows and I quote, stink, stank, STUNK!

JFK, if you want a woman sports talk host, call Amber Theoharis, a real LOCAL sports chick.

Happy birthday Simon

A birthday tribute to the quotable Simon LeBon...

"It's a recipe for disaster to take yourself seriously!"

"I've got that animal instinct you rely on when you're too stupid to think things out, which I have always been!"

"I decided when I was young that I wanted lots of attention. Being a show-off got me involved in drama and the pop group business and that then got me nice girlfriends. So, I thought, I'll stick at it!"

"Why rock stars marry models? Because they can!"

"I'm not a snob. Ask anybody... well, anybody who matters!"

"It's a very thin line between charisma and bullshit!"

"Never go on stage with a velcro fly. It's not worth the anxiety!"

"Would anybody in the audience like to describe what the song 'The Reflex' is about, because I haven't got a clue!"

“Stand up for yourself, cause you’ve got a right to live as good as anybody else does. Do it for yourself, cause there ain’t nobody else gonna do it for you.”

“Okay, you’re alive. You’ve got a brain. You work it out for yourself. If you don’t like it, maybe you can change it.”

Adios Andy

1979 - 1986, 2001 - 2006

River Valley Ranch

10/14/06

 

 

 

 

Evan & Aunt Alison's Day Of Fun!

Yankees LOSE... ttttttthhhhhhheeeee Yankees LOSE!!!!!