Dr. Kelso: Sweetheart, there are lots of people who think the hospital would be a better place if we made some changes. Take Ted, for instance!

Ted the Lawyer: Uhh.... I feel I'd be more productive if my phone dialed out.

Ode to a fallen friend

"I'm glad that you came along, but here our journey ends. I say goodbye to you. My very dear friend."-- Buried In The Sand, Duran Duran

Thank god for Ebay.