This is what happens when you're alone in the country with 2 dogs, 2 cats and no internet.
Me: (1:30 am) Why are you two staring at me?
Dogs: It’s time to go to bed.
Me: I’m watching the Orioles game. They’re on the west coast.
Dogs: The game ended twenty minutes ago. You’re watching
Hoarders.
Me: Well, yeah, I am.
But look, The Women is coming on TCM.
It’s a really good movie.
Besides, this Hoarders marathon repeats at 2am. Please stop staring at me.
Dogs: It’s 2:15 am. We want to go to bed. When you go to bed, we get treats. WE WANT TREATS. GO TO BED.
Me: But, I really like this movie. Please stop staring. It’s creepy.
Dogs: You own it on DVD.
GO TO BED.
Me: Alright, alright!
I’m going.
